Comparisons By Garrison

Updated Daily

My name is Garrison Rodriguez.  This is my little space on Higgins 1522's Site!

Comparisons

3/23/04

Owning one nerdy Geology Tshirt:  Good

Owning two nerdy Geology Tshirts:  I'll let you decide... ;)

3/22/04

Missing 4 days of updating this site:  Not funny.

Missing 5 days of updating this site:  Still not funny :)

3/16/04

Being Late to someone else's wedding:  Not funny

Being late to your own wedding:  Freaking hilarious (and totally something I will probably end up doing)

3/15/04:

Dropping Out Of School=Good Idea

Dropping bouncy balls out of the window of Higgins 1522=WIN!!!

3/14/04:

Baseketball:  Good

Barbara Streisand:  Less than good.

April's Joke Of The Day

Not always updated daily...

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, they're pretty good.

Ode De Wet Dog

A Poem By Me.  Copyrighted to me as well, hahahahaha.

 

Oh, de wet dog

came up to me.

He lifted his leg

and began to pee.

I don't know why

he didn't use a tree.

I do not like...

De wet dog.