COMPLAINTS
... Like You Never Get Pissed Off....

Screw you for judging us.

"I hate ________!"
Like you've never said that? You know how it is... you get pissed off, tell one person why you're pissed, and then feel worse cuz you have to revisit it all again. Then another person overhears and asks, rinse, repeat. Using this, we only have to deal with it all once. We're paving way for new movements here... we're revolutionaries.

You'll see.

Matt's PMS Relief Area

ok. new complaints.(baseball edition)

Marlins fans. the Florida Marlins.I Hate Them Cubs fans who blame the guy who caught the foul ball. I am pretty sure you all forgot about the potentially inning ending double play the Alex Gonzalez f***ed up.

Cub fans who claim to be Cub fans but actually are not. you know those bandwagon guys that suddenly started sportin cubs hats and t-shirts as soon as the cubs made the playoffs.

people who accuse me of being a bandwagon cubs fan. apparently they dont know the whole story behind my cub fan-ness. so eat shit assholes.

People who think "the curse" is going to prevent the cubs and red sox from gettin to the World Series yet alone winning it. There is no curse. By bringing up shit like that you are doing nothing but f***ing with the players heads. so knock it off damnit.

and of course stupid people.

John Madden is a douchebag. He is dumb. So I dont like him. Take that John.

Zach complains soo much but yet he never writes it down. Now i look like im whining. DAMNIT



World vs. Zach

- It's hot.

- Matt complains too much.

- The walkway from Higgins to Thompson is too buggy. I don't like getting dive-bombed by huge flying grasshoppers.

- Bugs aren't a huge deal to me. But when stupid fucking little bugs fly up my nose and are all around me, that's annoying as hell.

- Girls. 'Nuff said.

- The douchebag Bowling Nazi guy who always wears the same navy hoodie and tan hat.  He's ugly, and he gives me the shitty shoes every time I go in there.  Hopefully he'll stop working Thursdays.

- Bowling alleys in general.  You have to be a freaking member just to bowl anymore.  I went to Casino Lanes in Quincy at 5:00 and they wouldn't let me get a lane because they had leagues at 6:30.  AN HOUR AND A HALF... and they wouldn't let us have a lane.  You have to be a part of the stupid league or you're scum.  I hate that.

- Golf courses.  You have to be an upstanding citizen or a member just to get a tee time, and if you rake in less than ,000 a year, you're never gonna tee off on the front nine.


Things That Annoy Me
Mr. Belding's laugh.
"I hate myself" people.
"I love myself" people moreso.
BOWLING NAZI.
The Western Courier.

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